Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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