Have you finally orgasmed yet?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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