why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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