You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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