I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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