My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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