If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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