i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
