nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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