is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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