Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
