Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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