Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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