Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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