if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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