She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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