Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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