love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I met the friendliest cop last night
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
