I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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