then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i out mim tonsoeep
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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