And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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