I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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