I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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