Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
should my penis look like a turkey
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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