I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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