We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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