so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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