Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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