ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
either way he was missing a nipple.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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