I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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