i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm passing your future prison.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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