S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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