chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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