Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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