what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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