We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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