If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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