He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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