p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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