Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
did i walk over a car last night?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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