Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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