Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
you never un-have a 4some
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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