please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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