she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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