My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
