You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Randomize
