She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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