you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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