No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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