UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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