what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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