I can't watch pbs sober anymore
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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