Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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