i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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