I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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